Sedated Ape

The following is a list of overused, overly cute and/or just plain stupid things. If you say them, stop it. I don’t just make lists like this for my health. I used to, but the doctors told me it wasn’t helping

Bad boys (as in “check out these”)

GOAT

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

A hill I’m willing to die on

Chef’s kiss

as fuck

Gonna tell my kids this is ______

If you know, yo know 

beast mode

sus

nuggies

my dude/ my guy

Skill issue

Stan 

Lowkey

The ick

Legit

Threw up in my mouth a little 

True that

You do you

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Vibes

Oh, snap

The ____ I didn’t know I needed 

Weird flex

Karens

Today years old

Tell me ____ without telling me ____

I’ll take_____ for $500, Alex

obsessed with (you really mean “noticed”)

Not all heroes wear capes

Slaps, bangs, banger

The feels

meh

I don’t know who need to hear this

wrong answers only

we don’t deserve dogs

rainbow bridge

to be honest 

not gonna lie

Love me some ____

take the L

Side hustle 

Dog mom 

Girl boss 

Haters

Bro, bruh, dude 

Literally. basically (Even when used correctly, it’s almost never needed)

Arguably  (Everything is arguable)

Imma

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Who’s chopping onions?

Did a thing

That happened

That escalated quickly 

Because reasons

Noped

Yeah, no

Y’all (Especially by non southerners)

Yeet

make bank

zombie apocalypse

Short king

BFF

Living rent free in your head

Finna

Cringe

Prolly

White hot passion 1000 suns

It’s not rocket surgery 

You must be fun at parties

Perchance

Methinks 

you do the math

insert joke here

Wasn’t on my bingo card 

Brings new meaning to…

Oh snap

Mic drop 

Soy boy

Triggered 

Snowflake

Wrongun 

hella

Asking for a friend 

Copium 

Amirite

sus

WTF

Toxic

Fam

_____, much?