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The Missing Kristi Noem Chapters
I suppose everyone knows who Kristi Noem is by now. She is the one who shot a puppy dog in the head because it wasn’t a good hunter. Then she killed a goat because it saw too much. I’m also pretty sure this was the plot of an early Porky Pig cartoon. She is part… Continue reading
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Short Stuff Two
If I could go back in time I’d like to talk to my younger self and tell him “Don’t worry. It will all be okay. Soon you’ll own a time machine”. Yo mama is so fat that she is at a greater risk of heart disease, stroke. high blood pressure, diabetes, some cancers, gallbladder disease… Continue reading
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A Very Short Play
Title – An invention ahead of its time Setting – US patent office 1940 Patent Clerk ” Welcome, I see you wish to seek a patent for a device you call the “Butt Plug” Inventor – Yes,, tha’s right. Patent Clerk – I see, and what do you do with your invention? Inventor – Shove… Continue reading
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Mama you been on my mind
A long time ago my mother left me a note. I sent it to a blog that was popular back when it was possible for blogs to be popular called “Passive Aggressive Notes”. The person who ran the blog got a book deal. This is the book This was the note my mother left me… Continue reading
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I don’t believe news is real. Argue with me!
I don’t make Trump jokes for two reasons. One, it seems to encourage his followers to interact with you. They seem to think that if you’re a Democrat that means you’re tolerant and if your tolerant that means you’re willing to tolerate them. That’s not the case. Mostly though, it’s just low hanging fruit. No,… Continue reading
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Short Stuff
43% of the pardoned turkeys on Thanksgiving go on to reoffend All the sex scenes in Game Of Thrones are ruined by knowing what the author looks like If Warner Brothers started making live action remakes of their cartoons like Disney does it would just be two hours of animal abuse I feel sorry for… Continue reading
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