Sedated Ape

Title – An invention ahead of its time

Setting – US patent office 1940

Patent Clerk ” Welcome, I see you wish to seek a patent for a device you call the “Butt Plug”

Inventor – Yes,, tha’s right.

Patent Clerk – I see, and what do you do with your invention?

Inventor – Shove it up your ass.

Patent Clerk – Pardon?

Inventor- You can shove it up your ass!

Patent Clerk – If that’s your attitude you can leave right now!

Suspicious Horse

(The drawings don’t have anything to do with the rest of the post most of the time_