Sedated Ape

I don’t make Trump jokes for two reasons.

One, it seems to encourage his followers to interact with you. They seem to think that if you’re a Democrat that means you’re tolerant and if your tolerant that means you’re willing to tolerate them. That’s not the case. 

Mostly though, it’s just low hanging fruit.  No, not even that. It’s fruit that falls right off the tree into your basket. Already cleaned an peeled. And canned. And shipped to the distribution center. Then shipped to your local grocer store and stocked on the shelf. Purchased, brought home and baked into a pie. A pie that was already eaten, passed through your digestive system and shat out. The waste has then been sent to a water treatment plant where it has been cleaned and re-released back into the river where it makes it way down into the ocean where is it’s evaporated and falls back to the earth in gentle rain. Rain that helps bring nutrients to new fruit trees who will one day have their own fruit. And that fruit will also be low hanging. Not even that. it’s fruit that falls right off… well, you can see where I’m going with this.